Today’s Mistake: Tiger Beer, straight outta Singapore.
5% alcohol by volume
11.2 ounce bottle
What is “Tiger Beer?”
Nah, it’s not that bad! I’m joking. Sort of. Tiger Beer is a delightful specimen, further proof that macro lagers are largely the same no matter where they’re made. No country on earth is safe from ridicule, not even our stalwart amigos in Singapore, a country where nearly everything I do on a daily basis is illegal. I remember hearing, as a child, that you could be caned for spitting gum out in the street. Such was the severity of their law. I guess they’ve softened in the decade since, but I’m still not going there anytime soon. I think they’d be offended by my conduct. In fact, most people are.
It’s really damn yellow. Radioactive yellow.
Like a mix of shitty pilsner and corn beer. So bland.
That’s a regal tiger up there. No doubt. But enough with this 11.2 ounce bullshit. Either make it to 12 or get out of my country. #UNCLESLAM
That’s a piss poor ABQ. Avoid Tiger Beer, there are bargains elsewhere.
I hope I make it to Singapore someday. Strikes me as a fascinating country. I just hope they never read this review. Tiger Beer SUCKS. 1 out of a possible 5.