Miller Lite

Today’s Mistake: Miller Lite. MAN UP, ONLY REAL MEN DRINK 2.5% ABV PISSWATER.

Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita

Today’s Mistake: Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita. The strawberry margarita nobody asked for!

Mike’s Harder Mango Madness Punch

Today’s Mistake: Mike’s Harder Mango Madness Punch. “The Mango Punch With The Longest Name of All-Time!”

Bud Light Lime-A-Rita

Today’s Mistake: Bud Light Lime-A-Rita. Because BL Lime wasn’t shitty enough.

Richards Wild Irish Rose White

Today’s Mistake: Richards Wild Irish Rose White. The official wine of unemployment.